There was such a car. We wouldn't lie to y'all. The wagon may be all but dead at the moment, but there was a time not so long ago when they roamed the earth as freely and commonly as crossovers do today.
The return of Alfa Romeo is finally upon us in the form of a two-seat, 4-cylinder, carbon fibre and aluminum chassis sports car that's ready to tear your face off. Also, it'll do this facial reconstruction in the most theatrically stylish way possible.