I'm not a luxury aficionado. My favourite restaurant has a 99-cent menu; my house is furnished by IKEA; I'm often uncomfortable ordering Starbucks; and I don't typically partake in luxury sandwiches. Also, I frequently lounge about in sweatpants and sandals when nobody's looking.
The return of Alfa Romeo is finally upon us in the form of a two-seat, 4-cylinder, carbon fibre and aluminum chassis sports car that's ready to tear your face off. Also, it'll do this facial reconstruction in the most theatrically stylish way possible.