Everything a Jaguar man could wish for

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The very first car I ever rode in was a Jaguar. In fact, I arrived home from the hospital closeted in the sumptuous leather seating of a proudly British-built Mk I. Of course, I can’t recall with any particular clarity that epic occasion. However, I can remember being chauffeured to my very first day of school in a Cornish Grey Mk II. Yes, while other offspring whimpered at the very thought of relinquishing the security of their mother’s bosom, I was already well on my way to becoming what Jeremy Clarkson might describe as a “ Jaaaag man.

Of course, those were the days when a stylish automobile said something about its owner and those who rode in the rear seat. A Rolls-Royce portrayed money and upper-class sophistication. A Rover/Mercedes-Benz announced your career as a Bank Manager or a Chartered Accountant and the Jaguar informed the general public that you were either a successful businessman on the move, or that you’d just held up the local bank in the high street!

Photo: Kevin Corrigan

Yes, back in those days a Jaguar was just about the fastest thing on four wheels, which is why the criminal fraternity loved to steal them for use as getaway cars. “Grace, Space & Pace” was the company’s slogan, and there probably hasn’t been a better suited description of an automobile manufacturer since.

Back then, no one would dream of uttering the name of a German car manufacturer in the same breath as Jaguar; the company was in a class of its own. So, what went wrong?

Well, although I’ve owned numerous Jaguars over the years and, as a Land Rover/Jaguar technician, worked on thousands, for me to answer that question would involve several hundred pages and a considerable amount of patience on your part, so that’s not going to happen today!

However, if you read my review of the 2012 Jaguar XJL Portfolio , you’ll discover why I’m now saying: look out BMW, watch your back Mercedes, start looking over your shoulder Bentley, because the cat is back and it’s coming at you, claws out!