Nigerian scam?

[Japfan]

En recevez-vous de temps en temps? Je viens d'en recevoir un venant d'une adresse gmail. Vu que j'avais du temps à perdre et que je voulais faire perdre du temps au fraudeur, j'lui ai répondu en lui disant que j'aurais besoin qu'il m'envoit un petit montant d'argent sur mon compte Paypal pour me prouver que c'est pas fraudeur. Bien sûr, j'lui ai pas donné mon numéro de téléphone ni aucune autre informations personnelles comme il demandait et s'il essaye de m'avoir encore, j'inventerais d'autre conneries pour le faire perdre son temps. Plus il perd de temps là-dessus moins il en passe à fourrer le monde naïf pour vrai.

Dear Friend,

Compliments of the season and my best wishes to you, I apologize if the contents here under are contrary to your moral ethics, but please treat with absolute secrecy and personal.

My name is Clarence Lim, am a Singaporean and a seasoned Banker with Malaysia HSBC Bank (Malaysia office), am as well an account officer to a deceased customer of our bank, we lost this customer in the tsunami disaster on the 26th December 2004 in Sumatra Indonesia and his account of US$19.761 million with us has been unclaimed due to unavailability of a next of kin/relatives to claim his estate.

In accordance with the escheat laws in Malaysia as a Royal, the board of directors of the bank met forth night ago and resolved to turn the estate of the deceased over to Government having waited for too long without the deceased relatives/next of kin surfacing property and if this is done, invariably, the funds will end up to become Government property and it is as a result of this that am moved to contact you considering the fact that you share almost the same name with the deceased.

In view of this, I am seeking your cooperation and understanding to stand as the deceased next of kin to enable us claim the inheritance before the period given by the bank elapse. If you are interested and in agreement with me, get back to me quickly and I will send to you all our bank contacts and the information you may need to proceed without coming to Malaysia, and be rest assured that it is risks free project and the proceedings will be shared 35% for you 55% for me and 10% for any expenses we incurred during this process and will be balanced once the fund are repatriated into your account anywhere in the world.

Please reply immediately with your information including your telephone number for easy communication and oral discussion.

Ma réponse fut brève:

I'm interested by your project, but firstly I need to see wether I can
really trust you or not. Would you kindly send a small amount of money
in my Paypal account so I could make sure your message is legit and
it's not another scam. An amount of 500$ would be a reasonnable amount,
it would prove to me that you aren't lying. A money request has been
sent to you from my Paypal...

[Francis F]

J'en ai reçu aujourd'hui d'un contact (que j'ai immédiatement banni) qui disait que si tu ne foreward pas le message à 15 contacts, ton email sera supprimé... de la m...

[Japfan]

Lol, il m'a pas répondu encore, j'ai décidé de lui envoyer ça pour lui faire peur un peu:

You haven't answered my last email yet... Please do it asap! I have friends from the Royal Canadian Mounted Police and they are investigating cases of Internet/email scam. If you don't answer soon and give me a proof that what you are saying is for real, I will forward your email address to him with your message. He's working in collaboration with Interpol to fight crime.

[need_for_speed]

Lol, il m'a pas répondu encore, j'ai décidé de lui envoyer ça pour lui faire peur un peu:

Y va pas rire!

[Nidid1422]

''J'en ai reçu aujourd'hui d'un contact (que j'ai immédiatement banni) qui disait que si tu ne foreward pas le message à 15 contacts, ton email sera supprimé... de la m...''

LOL !! Moi aussi je l'ai reçu ce message-là !!! Il disait que MSN allait devenir payant et qu'il fallait que j'envoye ce message à 15 personne pour pas qu'il le devienne bla bla bla ... Mais je l'ai suprimmé car j'avais reçu le même message 2 ans plus tôt !! Mais la tous mes amis me revoyaient le message car ils y croyaient ...

[vtec]

moi j'ai recu un mail qui disait: enlarge your penis!!

je lui ai envoyer une photo de mon engin et il a tout suite repondu que son mail s'aplliquais pas a moi!