Signification des marques de voitures...

[Chang]

Eh oui, les marques d'autos sont des acronymes!

J'ai pogné ça sur le MSC, si vous voulez en rajouter (entre parenthèses) ne vous gênez pas...

Acura
A Car Under Recall Action

Audi
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

BMW
Brutal Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Beastly Monstrous Wonder

Buick
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean

Cadillac
Creeping Aged Drivers In Long Lumbering Automotive Coffins

Camaro
Can't America Make A Real One?

Chevrolet
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Can Hear Every Valve Rapping Over Lousy Engine Timing
Cheap Highly Embarrassing Vehicle, Runs On Luck Every Time

Chevy
Cheap Heap Eats Valves Yearly

Chrysler
Collection of Half Realized Yet Somehow Likable Engineering Research.
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs

Daewoo
Dangerous And Energy-Wasting Oriental Object

Dodge
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

Ford
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fails On Rainy Days.
For Old Retired Dudes
(Found On Road Dead)
(Ferraille Ordure Rebut Déchet)

Ferrari
Fast, Exciting, Racy, Red, And Really Impractical

GM
General Malfunction
Great Mistake
(Grosse Merde)
(Général Minoune)

GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming
Garage Man's Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars

Honda
High On Narcotics During Assembly

Hyundai
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive

Jeep
Just Eats Every Part.

Kia
Killed In Accident
Keep It Away

Lotus
Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

Mazda
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

Mercedes
Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans

Nissan
Nine Idiots Sitting, Saying Absolutely Nothing

Oldsmobile
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday

Plymouth
Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood.

Pontiac
Poor Old Nitwhit Thinks It's A Cadillac
People On Narcotics Think It's A Cadillac

Porsche
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense.

Saab
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty

Saturn
Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises

Toyota
To Often Yankees Overprice This Automobile

Volvo
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

Volkswagen
Very Obese Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense

VW
Virtually Worthless
Very Weird

[jaimeleschars]

tu peux ajouter ----------> GMC (grament mal construit)

[Pouerrot]

Salut tlm,
D'après moi c tout inventé pcq les compagnie iront po inventer des signification comme ça. C'est ben comique mais j'pense ben que c'est du monde comme nous qui ont inventer ça...

Félicitations pour cet article Chang!!

Pouerrot

[Draven]

Salut tlm,
D'après moi c tout inventé pcq les compagnie iront po inventer des signification comme ça. C'est ben comique mais j'pense ben que c'est du monde comme nous qui ont inventer ça...

Félicitations pour cet article Chang!!

Pouerrot

Nooooon dit moi pas!!!!!

[bobbob]

generalement mal contrui
sa resamble a se que jaimeleschars a ecrie mais je les envoier parail
pie pour ford Ferraille Ordure restent de dodge(meme si j'aime mieux ford que dodge)

[Konnan]

Ford ya aussi Ferraille Ordure Rouillé D'avance

[xcr_wood]

messable que sa sonnerais bien si c'etais dit par eddie shack un personnage des grande-gueule mdrrrrr

[lafe005]

@ chang....

tres bon....

[xcr_wood]

ya aussi l'ancien slogant de ford :Ford,des idee qui font du chemin moi je disais Ford, des idee sur le bord du chemin hahaha :P

[Stéphane Dumas]

j'ai trouvé aussi d'autres listes "auto-humoristique" sur ce site http://www.javelinamx.com ou allez aux liens directs http://www.javelinamx.com/JavHome/joke/joke.txt
http://www.javelinamx.com/JavHome/joke/joke10.txt