2004 BMW X3 3.0i Road Test

Walk a kid into an ice cream parlor featuring more flavors in the cooler than square feet on the floor and expect a lengthy, agonizing delay during the selection process. I've taken my offshoot into such dens of delectability and needed a shave and change of clothes by the time we exited. Sometimes the solution to the "I can't decide which flavor" impasse is to merge the top three picks into a triple-scoop cone of blended delights.