2006 Dodge Magnum SRT8 Road & Track Test

There's a rebel side to my personality, an anti-establishmentarianism that some would say typifies my entire character, and therefore juxtaposes my somewhat conservative, religiously oriented mindset to the point that wires cross, sparks fly, retinas glaze over and pupils dart back and forth in a frenzy of short circuitry that numbs the mind. At least that's what happened when I sat behind the wheel of Dodge's new Magnum SRT8.