2011 Porsche 911 Turbo S Review

Holy son of a botch! Un-farkin' believable! Redunculous! Sick! Mother-arfer! These censored and modified for our family programming captions were all followed by: "That's fast!" Yes, the 2011 Porsche 911 Turbo S is wicked insanely fast. "Cut to the chase! How fast is it?" Very fast! So fast, in fact, that this is the quickest car I have ever driven.