Mazda MX-5 heads to drift school

I've never felt violated by a motor sport before- but no other form of driving has left me as embarrassed, abused and dirty as drifting. Open only to rear-drive cars, it requires lapping a track or skid-pad in a gracefully out-of-control fashion- with the tires smoking, car pitched sideways, and the rear-end hanging out. If cars could moon people, this is what it would look like.