Stiff, or Stanfield?
A couple of years ago, a local talk-radio show was paying tribute to the reportedly late Canadian politician Robert Stanfield. "Reportedly late", as after the radio host had been going on about Mr. Stanfield's lengthy accomplishments in office, one of the incoming phone lines lit up and it was none other than the supposedly deceased former Conservative Party caucus leader himself calling in to ensure the station's listening audience that, indeed, the rumours of his death had been a little exaggerated.
