There's no shortage of Christmas gadgets and accessories on the market right now. NorthPole123.com presents the five coolest – literally -- must-haves for elves and their sleds.
No. 5
Santa Claus Bobblehead
Cute and funny, albeit completely useless, this ornament will sit beautifully atop your dashboard during the holidays. There are several models you can buy.
No. 4
Caps in the shape of a Christmas tree
Your reindeer will look good and keep their ears warm with these caps. If you purchase six, you'll receive free reindeer-style earmuffs complete with antlers!
No. 3
Holiday stickers
Add some holiday magic to your sled with these stylish stickers. Be careful not to put one on a reindeer!
No. 2
Heated cup holder
Keep your hot chocolate warm on the go with this new heated cup holder that you can plug into your sleigh. Warning: It doesn't work so great with wine.
No. 1
Bluetooth gloves
When you pair these gloves to your compatible smartphone you can use your hand as an actual handset by simply placing your thumb to your ear and your pinkie to your mouth. This way, you'll keep your hands and fingers warm and your phone safe in your pocket while you chat in cold, wintry weather. Just don't use them while riding around!
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Services
Visit Nordik Repair Shop if your sled needs a paint job or if you want to give your reindeer a good massage. Get 15% off by mentioning this ad. We're located at 24 Main Street, North Pole.
Ho Ho Ho Tuning, right next to the electronic toyshop, is the place to go to customize your sled or snowscooter. Give your old ride a new look with our unique graphics or turn power up a notch with a turbo! Please note that various past incidents prevent us from selling nitrous lichen packages for your reindeer.
Job offers
Wanted: Elves with a valid driver's licence for collision testing. Excellent medical coverage required. Contact crash.dummy@northpole123.com.