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Wörthersee 2014

Already, I’ve lost control of a number of my bodily functions as I walk the 2014 edition of the world famous Wörthersee Volkswagen grounds. The level of Volkswagen creamy goodness surrounding me is on a scale I’ve never experienced.

Photo: Mathieu St-Pierre

I am a seasoned VW show veteran (Waterfest, Vagkraft [was the Great Canadian Bug Show]). I even have a few awards to show for all the work I’ve put into my MK2 Jettas, but Wörthersee is mind-blowingly insane.

A word to my loved ones (read: my cats): I may never return. Disrobing for maximum connection to the outrageously attractive vehicles around me has already found me in a load of trouble… But I digress.

Here’s a sampling of what I’ve stumbled upon while navigating through the foolish amount of modded Volkswagens, Audis, Porsches, Seats, Skodas, and countless other hot models (not just cars, I might add).